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That moment when you are sleepy and don’t want to sleep so you get retarded.

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Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer

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I can’t even text without writing long, nice sentences that use proper grammar and spelling.

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And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”

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Today at the Disney Store

Woman yelling at her daughter:For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter:I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman:This is ridiculous.
Me:If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs:Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box:To be honest, these are for me.